Burgled Burglar Burgers by A. Paige White I forgot about that Almost getting smacked with a bat The end drilled out and filled in with quick steel Shaven head shorn and neat Sideways glance, much askance “You aren’t writing about that, Are you?” smoothing his goatee flat. Minor sharp at the mouth with a razor. Armed with his bat Now that will be that Derring do with a sinister laugh. Mom, turn the volume down. Scared me so bad Betty bat is ready to clown I thought someone had broke in. Ready to break their ready break Entering none so fair. For all, withal beware A shaved head glowers there Like a bear, pissed off over a haircut. 09/07/2006 Author's Note: Teenage male offspring have far too much testosterone based aggression not to be advertised as the first choice for first alert in any home security or fire alarm system package. The batteries must be recharged daily and do run the risk of replacement coming in a three pack deal only. Zane, Alex & Jarrod package. These alarms eat alot and strut around spouting nonsense due to lack of sufficient programming. So glad the shaved head fad has passed...sigh... Posted on 09/08/2006 Copyright © 2025 A. Paige White Return to the Previous Page   pathetic.org Version 7.3.2 May 2004 Terms and Conditions of Use 0 member(s) and 2 visitor(s) online All works Copyright © 2025 their respective authors. Page Generated In 0 Second(s)