Did you know that I’ve won more awards than I can count!?
Do you know about my strength is an old lion, who lays in pastures and just watches?
Did you know that I am tenacious as a peacock; I dare to never give up by flashing my side of colors and tones as loudly as ever, even if faced with an avoidable death?
Do you know that I am an angel, using my assets to wow those who respect me with my complex and lofty goals?
Did you know that I am a master engineer, who does all these things, risking breaking, when I load the dishwasher more full than you have ever considered?
That’s right baby, I ain’t all stupid.
I will be so much more than that- for you- forever.

08/29/2006

Author's Note: heehee, i can count to 3... haha oh, btw... I hope that the reader can see that the whole thing is a joke in every line, right? I'm taking this LSAT prep course and each line is not logically sound as flattery, but equally, and I think hilariously, indicative of stupidity.

Posted on 08/29/2006
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