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MY GOD!

by Steven Craig



After GOD hath rested, he desposed upon mankind,
an eight day, by which man soon acquired computers,
nuclear weapons, income taxes, and Beth Mitler.

Thus sayeth the LORD thy GOD ... "LO, the day
cometh when computers are downth, the earth is
levelth and cinderth, income taxes are 100%th,
and Beth Mitlerth."

So dawned the ninth day, and Behold! the humor of
the LORD thy GOD, for he had cast away the guise
of Heaven and both LORD, Archangel and Satan
below were revealed up to you'all, as
Groucho, Harpo, and Beth Mitler.

And the LORD thy GOD sayth unto the Archangel,
"LO! , least we duck, whatsth hath thou upon
thy toe that thousth can cast upon the feet of
mankind and not yet be ye ashamed?!"

And the Archangel was not perplexed, yea, no
thought was to be made, for the wisdom of the
LORD thy GOD was upon him and shedding both
Harp and Cloth, he took Beth Mitler.

07/08/2006

Posted on 07/08/2006
Copyright © 2020 Steven Craig

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Ashok Sharda on 07/21/06 at 12:35 AM

Yes, God-created-man-created-god, in any image that man-created-god-created-man can create.

Posted by Rula Shin on 07/22/06 at 03:57 PM

Well, there is no card of reason which can trump the faith card. A very interesting write that can be interpreted many ways.

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