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Ann Coulter Wears Prada
by Frankie SanchezNo, no, you're right, you are really right, Mrs. right,
in fact, you are never wrong, you never stand corrected.
You self-righteous, right-minded, red-handed, right-wing hypocrite.
You make wrong look right,
in fact, after you, the entirety of the Republican Party
looks like a giant teddy bear collection,
and I want to hug them all
for having to claim you as one of their own.
I'm pretty sure that god herself would like to slap you.
If mankind were god's intention,
you were her mistake.
You were the result of an inebriated night in a celestial sorority
and you should have been her abortion.
But far be it for me to criticize her choices,
she had her reasons.
She spared you, and I wish you'd spare the rest of us,
but...
oh...
wait...
I forgot...
according to you I don't even believe in her,
but I'm still wondering
how you've managed to survive this long
without a heart in that icebox you call a chest.
06/14/2006 Author's Note: Seriously.
Posted on 06/15/2006
Copyright © 2024 Frankie Sanchez
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Elle O'Connor on 06/15/06 at 12:10 AM Can you hear me cheering??? $#%@in' awesome! Man! Awesome! |
| Posted by Anne Boulender on 06/15/06 at 12:31 AM the republican party much like courtney love gone completely unrecognized for all it truly is. meanwhile there is always michael moore to speak for the entire dnc. blindfolds are enlightenment then so the pig can grease himself up with the adoration of the crowd that demands their barabas be let loose.every generation elects a liar to bleve and when youre desparate for the lie to become a fact there is a great twisting of the truth until the day comes when truth is no longer understood. and its a sad day when sin is more boring than righteousness and when evil has more rules than Godliness. the fox has made his way into the chicken coop and is outwitting the entire barnyard. sancitimony is cheap because its easy to make and no one person, no one president, no one republican party, no one government can ever come close to doing the damage that the blindness of the crowd, pack mentality, popular opinion, of massive brainwashing has done to the entire free world. |
| Posted by Michelle Angelini on 06/15/06 at 08:05 PM YAY Frankie - tell it like it is! I liked every word and inflection. YOU ROCK!
~Chelle~ |
| Posted by Heide McAlister-Bates on 06/17/06 at 04:46 PM Frankie, if you listen closely, you'll be able to hear the applause for this from across the Atlantic. Not only is it a superbly written piece, it speaks directly to the hearts and minds of those of us who have had enough of the mindless machinations of the neo-conservative party. I salute you. |
| Posted by Lauren Singer on 08/24/07 at 12:53 AM and how! finely written stuff, i nearly toppled over with delight! |
| Posted by Julie Adams on 05/04/10 at 04:18 PM This is a FAB poem, and I share your sentiments, ALL of them :) I have often grappled with writing a poem about her and writing her off as not worth the effort, but this piece is divine and will always be a favorite of mine, KUDOS, HUGS, & APPLAUSE! ~jewels xo |
| Posted by A. Reed on 09/23/11 at 05:28 PM Lmao. Seriously. |
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