The dog eats the cats food
The cat eats the dogs food.
And all I eat is junk food,
Nuked in a microwave oven.

The catfood makes the dog sick
The dogfood makes the cat ill.
My stomach just grows rounder
From food dumped out of a can.

I used to live to eat,
Now I barely eat to live.
Or maybe, it's just the other way
I can't seem to remember to turn off the microwave.

04/13/2003

Posted on 03/25/2006
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