A SMILE POST by Charles E Minshall"Arturo Toscanini once said: "I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I've never had time for smoking since."
But my favorite kissing quote comes from Christopher Morley Who said: "High heels were invented by a woman who'd been kissed on the forehead."."
The two above are quotes from an article (artickle) by Ray Orrock (The Orrockle) In the Herald (Ang Newspapers) of California.
________________________________________________________
I have a friend that has an employee who like Dolly Parton is overly endowed. He said: "I call her thump thump, when she takes her bra off I am sure They hit the floor with a thump thump."
02/12/2006 Posted on 02/12/2006 Copyright © 2024 Charles E Minshall
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 08/10/06 at 12:57 AM LOL!! You keep that humor coming! Always fresh, meaning refreshing! ;-) |
Posted by Kate Demeree on 09/02/06 at 11:24 PM *grinning ear to ear*... You are still the master at making me smile!!!! |
Posted by Mary Ellen Smith on 12/11/06 at 02:24 PM funny funny funny |
Posted by Jean Mollett on 05/30/07 at 02:55 AM Hi Charles,
Ouch. Cute and funny. I also agree with the others too. :) |
Posted by Kathleen Wilson on 09/18/07 at 02:21 PM Ha ha I like all the detail in this--it is full of good documentation. Very amusing that a poem starting out with Toscanini could turn into this. And end with a (musical?) "thump thump". giggle. |
|