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by Charles E Minshall

"Arturo Toscanini once said:
"I kissed my first woman
and smoked my first cigarette
on the same day. I've never
had time for smoking since."

But my favorite kissing quote
comes from Christopher Morley
Who said: "High heels were invented
by a woman who'd been kissed on the
forehead."."

The two above are quotes from
an article (artickle) by Ray Orrock
(The Orrockle) In the Herald
(Ang Newspapers) of California.

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I have a friend that has an employee
who like Dolly Parton is overly endowed.
He said: "I call her thump thump,
when she takes her bra off I am sure
They hit the floor with a thump thump."

02/12/2006

Posted on 02/12/2006
Copyright © 2024 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Quentin S Clingerman on 08/10/06 at 12:57 AM

LOL!! You keep that humor coming! Always fresh, meaning refreshing! ;-)

Posted by Kate Demeree on 09/02/06 at 11:24 PM

*grinning ear to ear*... You are still the master at making me smile!!!!

Posted by Mary Ellen Smith on 12/11/06 at 02:24 PM

funny funny funny

Posted by Jean Mollett on 05/30/07 at 02:55 AM

Hi Charles, Ouch. Cute and funny. I also agree with the others too. :)

Posted by Kathleen Wilson on 09/18/07 at 02:21 PM

Ha ha I like all the detail in this--it is full of good documentation. Very amusing that a poem starting out with Toscanini could turn into this. And end with a (musical?) "thump thump". giggle.

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