driving in the fog of a clear day,
i saw the road up-ahead blocked
by a human form.

t'was a woman ten feet tall,
she was breathing fire, and
eating a hammer.

i saw her take a shotgun blast
from Fear and still stood
as tall as Mt. Etna.

she can defeat a brick wall
in a game of tennis
and spit out a smile.

Jesus turned water into wine
while Andi turns hearts of stone
into hearts of gold.

both miracle workers they
are One, and in the Heavens
Jesus is wishing he were her.

02/02/2006