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if de ignurnt cud spek

by Charlie Morgan

yo, poet-man, yew see?
see yo dicshunry?

meybe yew see sumtin enit.
don hep much,do et?

ifen yew kanet spelt nuthin nohow.
henny-way, what choo meen wit all dem
werds, hanh?

yew too deep fo dis 'ere pond.
step yew inta dah pasture, ri' chere.
it git deep dere fer shure.
ahh, no matta.
yew rite sum more dem werds, ennah?

01/24/2006

Posted on 01/24/2006
Copyright © 2025 Charlie Morgan

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Elizabeth Jill on 01/24/06 at 05:33 PM

imajin if th' dicshunry hassuh thasoresth...come swim'min in! Aye, how everyone loveth werds! yew right some more, here! :) —thirsty Jill

Posted by Jersey D Gibson on 01/24/06 at 06:52 PM

Ok ok... wher'e the Jeff Foxworthy slang book when i need it!

yer pal

Jersey

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