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The Alpha Diet (abecedarian)

by Robin Patterson

Ate buncha cookies. Didn't eat fruit. Got heartburn, indigestion. Just kept losing my nerve. Obviously procrastinating. Queerly responding sweetly then ugly villian. Will xanax yield zaniness?

01/05/2006

Author's Note: I least I can laugh about my New Years diet resolution:)

Posted on 01/05/2006
Copyright © 2025 Robin Patterson

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Charles E Minshall on 02/01/06 at 04:28 AM

Very well done. Funtastic to read....Charlie

Posted by Delilah Coyne on 03/18/06 at 02:40 AM

Sounds eerily similar to my diet! ;) Very entertaining!

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