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Dirty Ditty II

by Soulo Jacob Bourgeau


If you had a bad day
and you think you'll go nuts,
your dog runs away
and your boss is a putz.

Throw care to the wind,
tell your stress to desist
make it through the day
and call your man for a tryst!

He can prop you on the counter
or maybe take you in the hall,
he can tie you to the bedpost
or just fuck you on the wall.

Whatever tickles your fancy
(or any other thing)
can be yours for a dime,
if you just give him a ring...

01/10/2000

Author's Note: **Dedicated to an old flame, for whom my heart will always smoulder fondly**

Posted on 12/28/2005
Copyright © 2024 Soulo Jacob Bourgeau

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Michelle Angelini on 12/28/05 at 10:39 AM

Pretty cheap call - last time I heard phone calls were between 25-50 cents. Does this go under the heading of "cheap thrills," and what details are involved... ;-)
~Chelle~

Posted by Megan Langley on 07/29/08 at 04:23 AM

haha, nice dirty ditty

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