i woke up this morning to a friendly knock,
i jumped out of bed,
didnt even put on pants,

it was the constable,
i forgot to pay a fine for
public drunkenness.

i was handcuffed to a chair for four hours,
he ordered lunch and asked what wings i thought he should get,
i told him to go for the extra spicy.

12/01/2005

Posted on 12/01/2005
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