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PARADISE (At Two-For-One)

by Terry Olynik

"Can you,
Show me paradise?"
She asked
With a kitten grin.
I can't promise that
He stammered honestly,
Then added quickly,
(Hopefully),
But I do
Have a two-for-one
Arby's coupon.

For a moment
Her smile disappeared.
Then,
Throwing her arms
Outwards and upwards
(Knocking over his
Pabst from the
Bedside table)
She yelped -
That'll do it!
(Collapsing in
Day-glo orange cheese
Laughter).



11/18/2005

Author's Note: Ahhhh, young love. A Red Lobster coupon would have been overkill.

Posted on 11/19/2005
Copyright © 2025 Terry Olynik

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Jim Benz on 11/19/05 at 05:17 AM

Terry, you're such an old romantic. But I can't believe you're drinking Pabst.

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