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Uncle Vito's Longevity Tip #34

by Terry Olynik

Always tip
Your
Mailman.
Consider it
Disgruntle
Insurance.

11/11/2005

Author's Note: You never know. It could be YOUR Land's End catalogue that sends him/her over the edge. As Newman said, "IT JUST KEEPS COMING!!!!".

Posted on 11/11/2005
Copyright © 2025 Terry Olynik

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Michelle Angelini on 11/11/05 at 10:15 PM

Aha! So this is how you spend your day off...I've had better mail carriers than the one I have now, but that's great advice. And I had an Uncle Vito, on my father's side. Thanks for the warning and occasion to laugh, even though I know your words are meant to be serious.
~Chelle (aka Michi)~

Posted by Sarah Graves on 11/16/05 at 10:14 PM

haha, I love reading these. Um, yeah.. I don't have anything to really add.. so have a good day. :)

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