"Hey Joe, What Does It Mean If It Burns When I Piss?"


I Covered for your lies `cos I was your friend
You claim it was only every now and then
Seems more like every now and every then
In fact there's no time I can't remember when

Remember the night after her party
The night you transformed me from a friend into a tool
When you drove the bodacious one out behind the school
You never saw it coming but caught her tainted jewel

Now I fear that even truth can't set me free
I don't want to hurt her again when she's my friend too
She'd leave you and despise me if she only knew
I went along when I knew all along it wasn't true

As if date rape wasn't bad enough for her
You made her pay your doctor's bills for giving you herpes
Made her feel false guilt and bare your burden on her knees
For turning her true love into a sexual disease

She has suffered so, imagine how she felt
Believing it was her fault for making your dick melt
When all along it was your cheating with her best friend
You are the virus that brought four friendships to an end

07/05/1990

Author's Note: Read also, If CLosets Could Talk. Between the two of them, you should have just about all the facts you could ever want. I took piss out of the title because of the new profanity rule. I think it's horse piss if you ask me. JJ

Posted on 10/02/2005
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