I wanna give you lovin and never get a job
You'll be the only one that can twist my old door-knob
I'll do anything this job requires even on one knee
Cos I always wanna feel like I just won the lottery

I'm a hungry wolf in this dog eat cat economy
I'll always make you happy so long as you keep me
With benefits to keep me a loyal employee
And keep the kitchen cookin' cos' you know that love ain't free

If the way to a man's heart is to fill his empty tummy
Then food will not satisfy my desire for all that's yummy
I'll thank you on Thanksgiving Day for all you give to me
Then gobble-gobble-gobble you up like a bag of Halloween candy

Let go of the hope for a midnight sale coming Black Friday
Cos my never ending comfort is the price you gotta pay
A zillion bucks wouldn't be enough for the loan of my body
Just consider it a bargain to be with someone this sexy

11/21/2011

Author's Note: I must have had something funny for dinner last night cos I woke up from this dream this morning that made me laugh and write this thing. I don't know if I should lable it as explicit, as it doesn't contain anything I would say is ecplicit, but minds can conjur up what they may... Oh yea, this was posted in place of an older poem that I wanted to repost, hense the odd date showing it from 2005... JJ http://astore.amazon.com/seedsandweeds-20

Posted on 09/29/2005
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