One body. One careless owner.
Dodgy knees but functional donor.
Muscles, hard as a railway sleeper.
Six pack still there, just a bit deeper.
Too many miles for such a young age,
Chassis is bent, broken rib cage.
Rusty in parts, and a scratch here and there,
A sunroof makes up for the lack of hair.
Spare tyre provided by a drop too much beer.
Low price due to non-hearing ears.
All in all still a good runner,
For 14 years as an artillery Gunner!

09/13/2005