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by Dave Fitzgerald

Excuse me son, don't go any further.
I wanted what's in the photo. Not a floppy burger!
I wanted serving with a smile, like in the telly ad
Not served like I'm a leper, by youths with skin so bad.

09/05/2005

Posted on 09/05/2005
Copyright © 2024 Dave Fitzgerald

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Paul Marino on 09/07/05 at 06:51 PM

hahhahahahahha, that's great

Posted by JJ Johnson on 09/21/05 at 05:00 AM

and I'll bet they listed the weight of the burger before cooking, lol, maybe he holds his hands too close to the grill.... actual burger may not resemble photos if viewed where there is light. JJ

Posted by Meghan Helmich on 07/15/08 at 06:24 PM

brilliant! although, in the defense of the youths with skin so bad, that fry pit grease really does a number on the adolescent pores!

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