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KILLER BEE KAOS!! (APOLOGIES TO P.E.T.A.)
by Terry OlynikI saw a killer bee
In the air.
I shot it
Through the head.
Where it lands
I do not care.
As long
As it is dead. 08/27/2005 Author's Note: I would, in actual fact, never harm a living thing*, nor do I own a firearm of any type.
*With the possible exception of N.Y. Yankee fans.
Killer bees: A mutant strain bred to be overly-aggressive and attack without warning or provocation---kind of like Fox News anchors.
Posted on 08/27/2005
Copyright © 2024 Terry Olynik
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Laura Doom on 11/01/05 at 06:08 PM "PETA is petitioning HRH, Queen Elizabeth, to stop using bear pelts to make headpieces for the five Guards Regiments."
I think I'd be safe in suggesting this was not reported on Fox News(?). Whatever, I guess there are higher priorities on PETA's agenda, such as monitoring the 'onyourcat' website... |
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