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I march like a little gay soldier

by Bradd Howard

decked out in my cammos
I am fatigued.
wearing doggie-style tags
and giggling as I Hut-2-3-4 Hut-2-3-4.

barely survived boot camp
up before I've even gotten to sleep
My basic training consists of something different
a crack of knuckles, a tweezed eyebrow, a quiet submission

standing at "attention"
waiting for the whistle to blow

08/03/2005

Author's Note: 3rd in my "little gay series"... they just keep getting sillier and sillier

Posted on 08/03/2005
Copyright © 2024 Bradd Howard

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Ava Blu on 08/03/05 at 07:53 PM

hahahaha I needed a good silly poem! My New Year's resolution was to write some silly poems, but I have yet to do it. Maybe these will inpsire me. =)

Posted by Frankie Sanchez on 08/06/05 at 11:33 PM

oh you. haha, dancing like a gay ballerina and now marching like a gay soldier... got my attention ;)

Posted by Deborah S Regan on 06/25/06 at 03:45 PM

yes, very butch. 20 push-ups for you!

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