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Your Brand New Fad

by Bradd Howard

Am I your brand new fad
am I your Pokemon
am I your hip hugger bell bottom jeans?

Am I your New Kids on the Block
am I your caffeine free soda pop
am I your What-would-Jesus-do keychains?

Am I gonna fade away
like Faye Dunaway
or that girl whose name used to be Norma Jean?

Because I don't come sugar free
and I don't know any catchy tunes
and the pants have become too tight

and yes my star will eventually fade
but today, today
that's what matters

right?

07/25/2005

Author's Note: ok written a while ago in response to another challenge to use Pokemon, New Kids on the Block and Faye Dunaway in a poem. On a funny side note... I used this poem as my application to get on this site and was rejected... now I can post it anyway *evil laugh* if you don't like it... tell me why. give me some constructive feedback

Posted on 07/25/2005
Copyright © 2026 Bradd Howard

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Karl Waldbauer on 10/11/05 at 06:37 AM

Shame on me for just reading this one, Bradd. I remember it because I liked it so much I voted for you. I'm so glad you came back to us.

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