Little Ronny's Birthday
by Lori I Wolfe
Little Ronny smiled with glee
Tearing into the bright box
Opening up the present he frowned
For inside was nothing but rocks
He gave his mom a dirty look
"How could you be so mean?"
"I'm sorry my son, but you see ...
You are lucky to be in your teens!"
Ronny gave her his angelic smile
"I don't know what you are saying?"
Looking down he pet the cat
A Saint he was portraying
Then his mother turned her head
For only just a flash
Ronny swung and kicked the cat
Getting her straight in the ass ...