Little Ronny smiled with glee

Tearing into the bright box

Opening up the present he frowned

For inside was nothing but rocks

He gave his mom a dirty look

"How could you be so mean?"

"I'm sorry my son, but you see ...

You are lucky to be in your teens!"

Ronny gave her his angelic smile

"I don't know what you are saying?"

Looking down he pet the cat

A Saint he was portraying

Then his mother turned her head

For only just a flash

Ronny swung and kicked the cat

Getting her straight in the ass ...

05/23/2005