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P.S. they're stupid (about cars)
by Kalikala SmithStupid piece of shit,
he growled
he roared.
The hunk, junk of metal
and hoses and gadgets,
stupid piece of shit.
It was working so well.
Starter to engine
to fuel to transmission
to exhaust(ion).
And now he is stuck
with a rusted metal
plastic heap of God Knows What
on the side of the road.
He feels betrayed.
He tended to its needs.
You need gas?
No problem. I'll shell out half
my paycheck
to quench your thirst.
You need new brakes?
Okay, well as long as
you promise to get me to work
on time.
You don't feel like working anymore?
WHAT??!!
He was betrayed
by this stupid
hunk of junk
of steel.
He didn't deserve this.
The hatred boiled,
the temperature rose...
"Would you just WORK??!!"
No.
So now he sits,
waiting for AAA
to come and tow away
his heap of aggrevation.
Ahh, stupid cars. 05/11/2005 Author's Note: I saw this guy on the side of the road today just yelling at his car... I thought of how he must feel betrayed. That's how I felt last week when the transmission on my van decided to stop working during rush hour traffic. Stupid cars!! But see, I still love them... because... well, I just do. :)
Posted on 05/12/2005
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