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i, I ain't, ah, am not obsessive/compulsive by Charlie Morgan
just 'cause i know that there's 87 steps
upstairs, 3 broken turns, and two doors
before i get to my office and because
i know that it's 14.9 miles to my parking
place in the city and just because i
happen to know that i didn't step
on any sidewalk cracks and therefore
didn't break my dead-mother's back
and just with your knowing that i
sometimes, usually all times, cross
myself for Blessings for the SO FAR!,
and for sure, just because i know that
today is the 11,170th day and
the 278,080th hour and
the 16,684,800th minute of this life
and that i happen to know it,
just means that i'm obsessive;
now, if i were to do something
about all this information
then,
well then
i'd be compulsive too.
but since i just think about
these things, and a jillion others
and do nothing about them,
then you can't lable me o/c
because i'm just obsessive about
being obsessive and compulsive.
05/05/2005 Posted on 05/05/2005 Copyright © 2025 Charlie Morgan
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Jeffrey Parren on 05/05/05 at 10:21 PM just what I pictured after reading the title!! nice work chazzzz....like usuall....~JPP |
| Posted by Shonda Chrissonberry on 05/06/05 at 03:50 AM this made me laugh chaz ~ funny thing is, it kinda reminded me of myself, so I guess I am laughing at myself ~ thanks! :) |
| Posted by Gabrielle L Gervais on 05/06/05 at 04:22 AM haha, a great title for an entertaining piece! |
| Posted by Rusty C Arquette on 05/06/05 at 11:24 AM Hey, you need to take your own advice in 'Illegal Smile' and lighten up (or light up!) - Relax you crazy coot... things in life's rearview mirror are always larger than they appear... (chuckle) - Nicely done, Chaz! - RCatski |
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