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Black Chad

by Nikki Benson

You’ve worked hard your whole little life
To get a big five minutes of mine
That’s just my life
Don’t hate, black Chad

But if I don’t think
You’ve got something
To entice me to give you that sixth minute
Hit the bricks

That’s my life
My time
My choice
To reply

Not you again
Can’t you take a gentle hint?
Maybe, your eighth time around this same old block
You’re realize, you’ve got to change

I don’t like it
I don’t love it
It’s my choice, and I don’t like it
Hit the bricks, I don’t like it

(Simultaneously)Holy crap did you hear that demo?
Where you at that show last night?
Are you listening to this?

Oh my lord that was the worst thing I have ever heard
Yeah they were pretty good but I don’t think they are going anywhere
Wow this is really good stuff

You couldn’t pay me to listen to that crap again
The lead singer has good stage presence I think
We have got to hop on this quick

Maybe we could use this as a coaster for my dogs bowl
I’d see them again I guess if I didn’t have anything else better to do
We have got GOLD!




Call your mom!
You’ve struck it big this time
You’ve got something six minute worthy
Congratulations we’ve got gold

Cause I like it
I like it
I like you, and
I love it
I~~~~ like it
Black Chad likes it!
Nck Nck yeah.

02/19/2004

Posted on 04/27/2005
Copyright © 2024 Nikki Benson

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