Living sublime,
fat Buddha sees my way.
Can you see all of me?
I can't fit in my shoes.

Special order comes,
fitting room is too small.
Drive-thru looks at me in horror,
paid them with a hundred dollar bill.

Broke my toilet again,
gotta squeeze through the door.
I outweigh some imported vehicles,
bet my heart is bigger than yours!

04/26/2005

Author's Note: They had to pull some guy out of his house with a crane and a wrecking ball last week. Almost 1,000 lbs. That's just sick...

Posted on 04/27/2005
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