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A Non-Smoker's Tribute Haiku to Smokers

by Jeffrey Parren

workout is complete
time to light that cigarette
fucking idiot

04/12/2005

Author's Note: I don't smoke, never have, never will, and have seen way too many people die because of it, sorry, I am biased...

Posted on 04/13/2005
Copyright © 2024 Jeffrey Parren

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Charlie Morgan on 04/14/05 at 07:03 PM

...jeffrey, i'm still chuckling over this one...for real, coaches smoke and doktors, sheesh! i been quit for 40 years...f****** idiot...loved it...chaz

Posted by Nikki Benson on 05/12/05 at 10:02 PM

i recomended this one for poem of the day. it's perfect

Posted by Paul Marino on 09/20/05 at 09:33 AM

ha

Posted by Meghan Helmich on 07/23/08 at 05:44 PM

maybe not post-workout (because i don't workout), but definitely when work is out. i understand your bias though, jeff. and i say touche.

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