How to Get Over Your Husband by Lisa Marie BrodskyBegin with an orange.
Give it teeth and a top hat.
Bring it to work and set it on your desk.
Say its your uncle
Uncle Orange
who won the California State Lottery,
put your kids through college,
and took you on a cruise to Barcelona.
They will be jealous, these people,
they will wish they had an Uncle Orange
as great as yours.
They will prop apples and pears on their computers
and dress them in petticoats or tuxedos,
calling them Gramma Smith or Marjorie
maybe Angus,
but it wont be the same.
Theyll even try pineapples
dressing the tall, leafy stalks with garland
and their finest pearl necklaces.
But it still wont compare
to your darling Uncle Orange
and the scent he permeates throughout the room.
He even smells good after a game of rugby
unlike your husband.
Yes, they will be quite jealous of the smile
you come in with every morning.
Even after your husband leaves
you will still smile,
clutching a one-way ticket to Barcelona,
feeling citrus-good and drunk
on fuzzy navels.
03/24/2005 Posted on 03/25/2005 Copyright © 2024 Lisa Marie Brodsky
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