Today, there is a 80% chance of being shitty. Later on in the afternoon, expect an increase of bullshit, along with some light showers.

Tomorrow, watch as the mercury soars with you dealing with assholes. The lows will be astronomical, as the fact you just got dumped on with a ton of work you aren't responsible for.

The weekend will look better, as you are called in to do someone elses shift. The extra money might be nice, but the government will tax it more. The highs will be your boss yelling at you when you're not even suppose to be there.

Your 5 day forecast as follows:

Monday : crappy
Tuesday : even crappier
Wednesday : worse
Thursday : a tad bit better, but probably your imagination
Friday : look forward to traffic jams and stalled copiers
Saturday : drizzle and idiots all day long
Sunday : no chance of sleeping in, and the power will probably go out

Your Horiscope:
Aries : your life sucks
Taurus : your life sucks
Gemini : your life sucks, twice
Leo : your life sucks
Capricorn : your life sucks
Scorpio : your life sucks
Cancer : your life sucks
The fish one : your life sucks
Stager-something-or-nother : your life sucks, too
Yeah, that one : your life sucks

Your winning lotto numbers are

0-0-0-0-0
Might as well give your money away. Who wins anyhow? it's a government conspiracy.

02/13/2005

Posted on 02/13/2005
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