My less than virginal ears
Turned blood red
When a bull session gone bad
Deteriorated into derision

As a Conniving execution
Of a Bronx cheer
Was performed by an effete windbag
Who pretended to be gallant

This surly monkey business
Did little except infuriate me
As I calculated a way
To square the score

With a pretentious oaf of a man
Who is nothing more than an empty
sack of cow dung
With self same flatulents

He chortled with glee at his perceived
Victory at my expense
I smiled as I went by him for another beer
Until the inevitable gas wind met my lit match

01/31/2005

Author's Note: Response to 30's challenge words virginal, bull session, infuriate, conniving, Bronx cheer, gallant, execution, monkey business, derision, windbag

Posted on 01/31/2005
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