by Mark Maxey

Only in OKC can a gay man order COX at home
High speed COX at home
And get this with free installation
Now where shall I have my COX installed?

Even the radio ads say it best
“I use to go out every night, but now I have COX at home, I’m home every night!”
Damn straight
Well not exactly
But damn

That’s what I am talking about
COX at home
High speed COX
Always open
Always on

More downloads…faster downloads
Never ending surfing upon the net of my desires
I can plug things into many sockets…ports
A message is just but an instant away

I can even travel for they say
They have COX in every city
Imagine that
COX in every town

I can even take my COX out of town with me
Now that’s service


Posted on 01/27/2005
Copyright © 2021 Mark Maxey

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Mo Couts on 06/17/11 at 01:32 AM

This is hilariously wonderful!

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