it was 1:24 in the morning
and GOD knows why
but we were talking about...nouns

"you know it sounds more like a noun,"

"What?" I exclaimed.

"Yeah, its a noun now...instead of ...oh yeah...instead of a proper noun."

nouns are a funny lil creature
popping up when least expected...unless it's 1:24 in the morning
then it's all about...nouns

proper nouns
misplaced nouns...and you know they end up on a milk carton in VERB HELL

parallel nouns
improper nouns
noun predicates...those nasty lil predicators
there should be a law against predicators

noun synonyms
noun agreements
OH GOD SAID, "Where 2 or more nouns exist, if they speak...so shall it be
so we best keep nouns apart
for you know nouns procreate
yep, yes sir
they make so many nouns that their called a typical catholic noun family
after all...the POPE....he's a NOUN

it's a mad mad noun conspiracy I tell you
so YOU best be aware of nouns...especially at 1:24 in the morning
or they will take over the whole sentence structure
they are so egotistical
it's all about them...NOUNS

10/17/2004

Posted on 01/18/2005
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