How to Get Over Your Husband
by Lisa Marie Brodsky
Begin with an orange.
Give it teeth and a top hat.
Bring it to work and set it on your desk.
Say its your uncle
who won the California State Lottery,
put your kids through college,
and took you on a cruise to Barcelona.
They will be jealous, these people,
they will wish they had an Uncle Orange
as great as yours.
They will prop apples and pears on their computers
and dress them in petticoats or tuxedos,
calling them Gramma Smith or Marjorie
but it wont be the same.
Theyll even try pineapples
dressing the tall, leafy stalks with garland
and their finest pearl necklaces.
But it still wont compare
to your darling Uncle Orange
and the scent he permeates throughout the room.
He even smells good after a game of rugby
unlike your husband.
Yes, they will be quite jealous of the smile
you come in with every morning.
Even after your husband leaves
you will still smile,
clutching a one-way ticket to Barcelona,
feeling citrus-good and drunk
on fuzzy navels.
Posted on 11/25/2004
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