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The Divine Miss P.

by Ken Harnisch

She climbed in the car

All pearls and perfume

Wearing her money in her hair

And on her neck

Though she carried none in her

Bejeweled purse.

 

She spoke on a cellphone,

Lifting her wavy bangs

Only to tell me

I should put the air conditioning

On max

 

And we must do lunch

When you’re in town

Kiss-kiss

And we must see Arthur

He is dying to have

That party

In the Hamptons

And we must do something about

The grass at the beach house

With all this fucking rain

 

And when we arrived at the hotel

She snapped the cellphone shut

Awaiting my hand upon the door

So she could slide over

And make the grand exit

 

Tossing her hair back as she went,

At least she remembered to say

“Thank you, driver”

 

09/02/2004

Posted on 09/02/2004
Copyright © 2024 Ken Harnisch

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kate Demeree on 09/02/04 at 01:00 PM

This packs a whollip.... funny how some people are that way. As you said at least she remembered to say thank you. I wonder how many times we are all guilty of doing this though, in one small way or another. I rather like this one Ken, it sure makes me stop and think.

Posted by Lauren Singer on 01/22/08 at 06:35 AM

a great image. i saw every line.

Posted by Carolyn Coville on 10/17/08 at 05:23 AM

I can think of quite a few Miss P's (although there are many more in NY than on my current side of the nation). Hmph, women who are queens in their own mind!

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