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Cut the Cheese

by James Zealy

cut the cheese
Blow the breeze
Boy what is that smell?
Seems a nasal spell

Has cast its pall
Against us all
Be it Brie
or Blue Cheese

Well now could it be
The odor causing wheeze
Is not the flavor
That we savor

Alas I am at a loss
To explain the cost
For such a fragrant
Piece of decadence

Hmmm but the conclusion
Creates confusion
As the scent
Is far from opulent

I will buy that cheese
As it teases
The pompous palate
Or I cannot sate

My desire to appear cool
Even if it makes me a tool
For paying so much
For something that tastes just yuck.

08/18/2004

Author's Note: Boy now this is bloody awful. Thanks to Mike and the August contest for inspiring me to write such satirical schlock.

Posted on 08/18/2004
Copyright © 2021 James Zealy

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