The highwire comes with a cargo net,
the parachute with a reserve.
Sign a wavier saying it's not my fault,
that things sometimes go wrong.

Your car has insurance, your house has insurance,
you can even get pet insurance, too.
So wouldn't it make sense to get insurance,
making bets about your demise.

Your old lady is trying to bump you off,
the kids want you to cough up the inheritance.
Why do we go anc call it life insurance,
when it is only payable on death.

08/07/2004

Author's Note: Not to mention you will never see a dime.

Posted on 08/07/2004
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