BRITNEY SPEARS NAKED
by Matthew Zangen
Id more like to see her stories told
in uncensored centerfolds,
shackling pictures of herself
(leaning quietly on the set)
to her shoulders as a white boa.
They will constrict her options to
slipping into or out of paper
or plastic catalogs.
She will be reborn in a quarter hour:
enough time to stop at the newsstand,
and be dropped in the bathroom stall.
Shell surely fall into all her glory
as photo shoots are a sure one
as a knife; aiming to please,
but missing the point.
Author's Note: Never give them what they want. (Update: I guess this used to be more relevant...)
Posted on 07/31/2004
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