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Defining a Lusty Goat (not dirty like the title implies)

by Madeline Pestolesi

As a capricorn
I learned my astrological sign is a goat.
"Bak" in Hungarian.
Then I heard goats represent lust

Which is weird
But I'll go with it.

Yesterday I realized
I have become a lusty goat:
I caught myself staring at mediocre shirtless boys

With farmer tans
And the classy habit of spitting every few feet.

One may have had a mullet.

But I continue to cling to my excuse:
I can't help myself.

I'm just a lusty goat.

06/05/2004

Author's Note: The odd thing about this is that I have used the phrase lusty goat a lot more than anyone might think possible or necessary, so yeah, it's weird, but I made it into a poem.

Posted on 06/06/2004
Copyright © 2024 Madeline Pestolesi

Member Comments on this Poem

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 07/08/04 at 11:13 PM

Fun poem Madeline...Charlie

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 07/08/04 at 11:14 PM

PS Fun made lines...Charlie

Posted by Mike Loftis on 09/08/04 at 03:50 AM

Okay the disclaimer in the title lured me in to the read. I got a really good chuckle from this. Well done.

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