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Plum Crazy

by Melina Raven Maness Diebold

I've done went

plum crazy

buck wild

I'm a chompin' at the bit

pitching a hissy fit

My head's still trying

to get a headache

Maybe it's just some bug

or something

but I've done went plum crazy

rip-roaring Kitty-bar-the-door

te-tolling, co-cocked

right upside the head

leave me standing bass-ackards

Wondering where'd everybody go?

I bet they got skeert

and took off like Moody's goose

when they done seen me a comin'

cuz I swunny

I've done went plum crazy

03/18/2004

Author's Note: Came to mind while driving home down a long country road. Swunny is country for 'I swear' and 'plum' is an adjective meaning 'totally'.

Posted on 03/18/2004
Copyright © 2025 Melina Raven Maness Diebold

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Richard D Frederick on 03/19/04 at 11:41 PM

reminds me of harvey danger's "flagpole sitta." very nice!

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