Speaking of masterbating..
Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
guess who I walked in on today masterbating?

HEFFER says:
ummmmm no clue

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
grampa

HEFFER says:
OMFG

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
yeah I know

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
I couldnt stop laughing for like an hour
I wish I had a camera

HEFFER says:
I'd have peed myself right then and there

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
I just made myself a sandwich
and kept giggling
I told my grandma, cuz she was the one who sent me into get the checkbook..

HEFFER says:
omfg
HEFFER says:
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
and she had to stop the car she was laughing so hard
she was tearing up
She asked me what took me so long..
and I said that Gramps had his hands full...

HEFFER says:
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
it took her a minute or two to get it.. but then she just pulled over and started cracken up
we both were giggling like idiots on the side of the road.

HEFFER says:
I just snorted I'm laughing so hard

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
you? I almost pissed myself in the car...

HEFFER says:
Yeah I bet

HEFFER says:
good LORD that's some funny shit

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
yeah, that was the first time I ever seen her laugh into tears
yeah, today was awesome..
So now.. I got some dirt on the old man..
I know he can't be feeling too bad if he can beat it..
LOL

HEFFER says:
LOL

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
Shit.. I just hope when Im his age I can still rub one off and get caught by my grandson

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
I'd be like.. COME IN!!
Check it out!!!
I can still get one!!
lol

Aaron...Professional Slacker... says:
take a picuture even!!`
the funniest tho..
is that he locked the door after I went out
like I was gonna send grandma in there to help him out or something..

03/14/2004

Author's Note: This was taken from a conversation about 4 months ago.. and yes.. this did happen.

Posted on 03/14/2004
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