I found out a couple of weeks ago that my mother was poisoning me... she's been doing it for years, come to find out... every time I misbehaved, I would end up getting the runs for a week... I never figured it out.. until my girlfriend mentioned that every time she ate at my house, she'd get sick...

See.. some people would be mad.. or want revenge.. me? Hell.. I just want her to finish the job.. I'm tired of her horrible cooking anyways... at least this explains why it always tastes so bad...

thank god I'm suicidal.. It's meatloaf night.

03/14/2004

Posted on 03/14/2004
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