A friend of mine scored two ounces of pure Jamaican Hash oil...

since his girl couldn’t smoke...and not to mention dealing with hash oil is a bitch.. they made brownies...

4 trays to be exact...they gave me two trays to sell and they kept two trays for personal..

I ate one square and ended up sleeping for two days...

During my rip van winkle nap..

Her mom, who's diabetic.. She's a RN at a local hospital. She works crazy hours.. so everyone doesn’t get to see her much...

So... they put the brownies in the fridge.. to let them settle and so they could figure out if they wanted to eat them or freeze them...

Her mom... sneaking into the fridge for some sugar before a 5am shift, snook two brownies out and a diet coke...

She consumed said brownies... for breakfast.. on an empty stomach... before her hour commute to work...

Needless to say... She's ok...

She was driving... and forgot who she was... what a car was.. what the world is, even her name...

She slammed into a jersey wall at about 60 miles an hour, flipped the car over it, rolled down an embankment...

and walked away with a sprained arm and a severe case of memory loss.

The cops questioned her for an hour.. and barely got her name before she fell unconscious...

they thought she had a concussion... She slept for 3 days. Only to wake up laughing and having a good time.. for someone who just totaled a car...

Needless to say.. I now have lots of brownies...but at least mine have a post it note that says 'Do not eat, May cause severe drowsiness' on them…. The worst part is.. I hate sweets.

03/14/2004

Posted on 03/14/2004
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