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This figure represents the approximate value of your poop sheild account on a settlement date basis and is computed by adding (1) the market value of all priced positions and duration of death cries(2) market values provided by satan and all in his dominion: and by adding any credit or subtracting any debt to your closing cash or money market poop sheild account, Please note, this valuation may be adjusted for the net change in priced asset values for securities held or, for the net change in poop sheild assets, and Satan Industries(TM) money market balances during the statement period. you got burned. No margin privledges allowed, contact Satan for info at: (666)666-BURN

03/08/2004

Author's Note: im wierd, what can I say

Posted on 03/08/2004
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