Minus five outside
Forces me to walk quickly
To hide the fart steam.
02/22/2004
Author's Note: Ok, so I know this is weird, but I think if it's cold enough outside, farting will actually produce a cloud like your breath. Anyway, it's something I'm paranoid about because I don't want people to be able to SEE when I'm farting: I prefer to stealth fart.
Hi Madeline,
Fart Steam, it's a good one. Nah, it's not wierd. But, that's okay. I wouldn't worry about it. That cold out, no one will even notice, cause their be too busy moving about. I never thought aboout it. It's a natural thing. Like their not doing the same. There's more room out, than there is in.
