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Haiku about Wal-Mart

by Madeline Pestolesi

The long narrow rows
Packed full of screaming children
I just need condoms

02/17/2004

Author's Note: Funny story with this one. I entered it in the Anchorage Press's Haiku contest for "Best Haiku about Wal-mart" and I just had the feeling if I used to word condom, I would have a better chance at winning. So I did. I got 2nd place. Nice to see some people have a sense of humor.

Posted on 02/18/2004
Copyright © 2024 Madeline Pestolesi

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kara Hayostek on 02/18/04 at 06:00 AM

Funny and so true. I never go to walmart if i just need one thing. congrats on second.,

Posted by Anne Engelen on 02/18/04 at 12:16 PM

smiles..;I like this :)

Posted by Traci Mabats on 02/18/04 at 07:54 PM

Lol, this is great.

Posted by Bethany Lee on 10/11/07 at 05:43 PM

HEHEHE! Fabulous!

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