Haiku about Wal-Mart by Madeline PestolesiThe long narrow rows
Packed full of screaming children
I just need condoms 02/17/2004
Author's Note: Funny story with this one. I entered it in the Anchorage Press's Haiku contest for "Best Haiku about Wal-mart" and I just had the feeling if I used to word condom, I would have a better chance at winning. So I did. I got 2nd place. Nice to see some people have a sense of humor.
Posted on 02/18/2004 Copyright © 2024 Madeline Pestolesi
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