My Life As A Sitcom!
by Jersey D GibsonOn at 8 p.m.,
every other day.
Peer to the world,
listen to them bray.
I can act the hero,
I can act the shmuck.
I get a million dollars,
and buy a fancy truck.
Best lines!
Best cars!
Best girls!
Best drugs!
...and this is my life as a T.V. sitcom!
Best pay!
Best pics!
Best tan!
Best pick!
...and absolutely nothing can go wrong!
My face is on People,
I'm on the evening news.
When I dump my girlfriend,
I share you all my blues.
Don't listen that I'm a junkie,
don't care I picked up a whore.
Because you just the audience,
and all you want is more.
Best lines!
Best cars!
Best girls!
Best drugs!
...and my life is catered on a silver platter!
Best pay!
Best pics!
Best tan!
Best pick!
...I'm the only thing that really matters!
Now my life is over,
my career is a flop.
My agent sold me out,
over to a D.E.A. cop.
My only pics a mug,
tabloids print the press.
When I get out of jail,
is anybody's guess!
Best lawyer!
Best smile!
Best press!
Best coverage!
...I couldn't do better if I tried!
Best show!
Best cast!
Best reality!
Best laughs!
...and who cares that I lied?
12/18/2003