/**
* may_I_call_you.c
*
* For those of us who just can't muster it in English...
* (Yes, this really compiles and executes.)
*/

#include

#define boolean int
#define TRUE 1
#define FALSE 0

typedef struct
{
char number[10];
}
phoneNumber;

phoneNumber yourNumber = {'0','0','0','0','0', /* I'm dying to know. */
'0','0','0','0','0'};
boolean iHaveYourNumber = FALSE;
char *youAreCute = "You are cute.n";

phoneNumber hereIsWhatToDo (void);
void replyWith (char *message);

phoneNumber hereIsWhatToDo (void)
{
if (iHaveYourNumber)
{
replyWith (youAreCute); /* I'm sorry. */
return (yourNumber); /* Because, really, you're nice, too. */
}
else
return (yourNumber); /* YYYYEEESSSSS!!!! */
}

int main ()
{
char in;

printf ("Do I have your number yet? ");
if (((in = getchar()) == 'y') || (in == 'Y'))
iHaveYourNumber = TRUE;

hereIsWhatToDo(); /* I'm confused, anyway... */

return (0);
}

void replyWith (char *message)
{
fprintf (stdout, message);
}

12/11/2003

Author's Note: Computer geniuses can be poets too. Phil Hargot deserves the lion's share of credit for this one.

Posted on 12/11/2003
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