Recipe by Trisha De GraciaIngredients:
1 part yellow
1 part white
a handful of stupid moves
1/2 cup of good intentions
1/2 cup of utter strangeness
a dash of aspiration
one 15 year old body
Directions:
Pre-heat social situations to 350*
Add one part yellow and one part white to 15 year old body.
Add a handful of stupid moves (note: A handful of immature, unplanned, or inappropriate moves will suffice).
Add utter strangeness (don't bother picking out the random outbursts, plans of world domination or miniscule bits of quirkiness).
Top with good intentions and add a dash of aspiration (note: results are not guaranteed authentic if either of these are overdone).
Finally bake in social situations for the next 70 years.
Bury.
11/13/2003 Author's Note: Ha.
Posted on 11/14/2003 Copyright © 2024 Trisha De Gracia
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