Topic: topic lol by Jason WardellHere we go again.
Pen touching
paper touching
desk touching
floor.
Yes.
No.
Again.
Maybe not.
Spin back,
Lean around,
I
I write,
I write therefore...
I have nothing better to do.
I flip the pen
Catch
Flip the pen
Catch
Flip
Catch
Flip
Catch
Flipcatch
Flipcatchflipcatchflipcatchflip...
Damn.
The pen is mighty,
Mightier than my eye.
Expletive Deleted.
Ignore the forsaken
The Lost
Get another
Swift
Out pocket
Flip
Catch
Return to paper
Return to air
Return to hand
Return to pocket
Crumple blank page
An army of lines
A lifeless essay
I implore you,
Come to my aid
Come to life
Another paper,
Another pre-masterpiece
Pocket
Hand
Air
Paper
Flip
Catch
Crumple
Uncrumple
Recrumple
Toss
Miss
my potential game-winning shot.
brb pepsi
tap tap tap tab
expulsion of carbonation
light misting
tap tap tap table
literary wand
Flip
Catch
Flip
Damn.
Again.
Fine, leave.
Go join your brother.
I don't need you.
Keyboard.
tap tap tap typing
smwfgalr
or not.
I can't flip this.
Frown
Laugh
Pocket
Pen
Flip
Mightier than the keyboard
iwonderwhatbroke
oh.
imightneedthat
unplu-
tap tap tap
Pocket
Pen
Paper
...
Perhaps not.
Close your eyes
ok.
Write
ok.
"Expletive Deleted."
Sigh.
Here we go again.
11/08/2003 Author's Note: blame krista, i know i do.
Posted on 11/09/2003 Copyright © 2024 Jason Wardell
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Rachelle Howe on 11/09/03 at 05:46 PM i was WAITING for someone to do this. LOL. |
Posted by Rachelle Howe on 11/09/03 at 05:48 PM this is freaking brilliant. and i will blame krista. *grin.* i will blame you all. |
Posted by Cole Miller on 11/09/03 at 11:24 PM the pepsi bit caught me off guard.. its interesting. |
Posted by Nadia Gilbert Kent on 11/09/03 at 11:56 PM The lady is right, you DO look like John Lennon. |
Posted by Jeanne Marie Hoffman on 11/10/03 at 04:20 PM Sounds like me... but when I'm writing a termpaper. ;) Quite amusing! |
Posted by Max Bouillet on 11/10/03 at 10:46 PM Okay... you just summed up my life. I will now just go away. |
Posted by Don Coffman on 11/20/03 at 06:27 PM *laughs and laughs and laughs*
I should've come by looking for this sooner, I figured you actually went and did it. :) |
Posted by Jolie Jordan on 12/03/03 at 04:14 AM "Brb Pepsi".. lmao! I actually laughed out loud on that line. great job Wiley |
Posted by Kara Hayostek on 03/20/04 at 07:41 PM This was so funny...I love the cant flip a keyboard line. Haha. |
Posted by Laura Doom on 07/13/04 at 10:35 PM I'm amazed you got that far - I find Freecell doesn't do it for me... |
Posted by Angie Jenkins on 01/27/12 at 03:07 AM Welcome to my semester. |
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