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Scene: Coffee Shop Booty Talk

by J. P. Davies

The scene: A coffee shop on a busy street corner... One young man about 20ish talks to his best frind also male about this girl he knows...

Man 1: Hey Man
Man 2: Hey...
Man 1: Hows the world?
Man 2: Oh it spins...it spins.
Man 1: Good news I suppose
Man 2: Whats eating you?
Man 1: It's this girl Grace...
Man 2: The cute one with the sex eyes?
Man 1: How do you mean?
Man 2: The one who looks like she's begging for it everytime she looks at you. You know the half squint stare?
Man 1: I guess so...I never really thought about about it.
Man 2: Next time you see her try to see it I tell you man she's got sex eyes
Man 1: Well...I'll take your word...
Man 2: You better!! Not only that, she's gotta booty walk.
Man 1: A booty walk?
Man 2: Yah man, Come on she leads with her ass!
Man 1: I never noticed...
Man 2: Man you been walkin' around with your eyes closed, or somethin'? That girls ass is doing nothing short of slapping you in the face saying, "Hey you check this shit out." Honestly, sometimes I just don't know about you...
Man 1: Just cuz I don't notice this girl's walk?
Man 2: Naw Man, because she obviously digs you and you can't get up the courage to look her in the sex eyes
Man 1: Hey...
Man 2: Don't deny it everytime this girls around you are temporarily struck dumb, paralysed, and blush redder than a bible-thumper in a sex store. You think she hasn't noticed this?
Man 1: I just don't want to come on too strong...
Man 2: Watcha mean too strong?
Man 1: I don't want to scare her away...I really like her. Whenever she's around I feel different inside. Sorta hot and cold in waves...
Man 2: You mean like horny?
Man 1: Naw, I mean like she can see deep inside me and knows all my deepest thoughts and fears and when she smiles every thought just disapears and is replaced with the most comfortable feeling imaginable ... I just want to tell her how much I care about her. How I dream about her. How she's the last thing I think about when I go to bed and the first thing in my mind in the morning. I wish I could just walk up to her and say, "Grace there's no one in the world for me but you..I love you more than anything."
Man 2: I think you just did...
Man 1: Hows that?
Man 2: She been sittin' behind you for 'bout 5 minutes now

11/05/2003

Posted on 11/06/2003
Copyright © 2024 J. P. Davies

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Barbara Griffith on 11/06/03 at 04:54 AM

This is great, buddy. It combines humour and seriousness. I loved the twist at the end. "sex eyes" lol

Posted by Trisha De Gracia on 11/06/03 at 05:31 AM

XD!! Wow... sex eyes... leads with her ass... haha. "You mean like horny?" Priceless. Great ending too. I look forward to more of your scenes.

Posted by Rachelle Howe on 12/12/03 at 03:31 AM

*cracking up* this makes a great joke.

Posted by Nanette Bellman on 01/26/04 at 09:26 PM

what a round about way to say everything. :love*nan:

Posted by Johnny Crimson on 12/31/08 at 02:22 PM

Speechless, this was great. Wish I was focused enough to do this. Good work. Oh and sorry for being 5 years late

Posted by Jim Benz on 07/15/15 at 02:20 AM

This is so true. And it craceked me up at the end.

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