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The Worst Limerick

by Kristine Briese

There once was a poet named Kris
whose poems stank like an old fish
She took a deep breath
and jumped to her death
but that didn't make her poems any better.

10/31/2003

Author's Note: Grrrr! Why can't I write anything?!?

Posted on 11/01/2003
Copyright © 2026 Kristine Briese

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Aaron Blair on 11/01/03 at 02:26 AM

Your poems don't stink. And true, jumping wouldn't make them any beter. :P

Posted by Ashok Sharda on 11/01/03 at 02:59 AM

Well, just BE and it shall appear. Its there. Only you are not.

Posted by Laura Doom on 06/05/07 at 07:03 PM

*rabid snorts of hysteria* [stifled out of respect for the undead]
So, is anyone up for deep dish?

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